Dear Life…by a

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So at Western, our lovely student paper, The Gazette, has a section called “dear life”, where students can anonymously address issues  that plague us everyday. Here are some of my favs…

Dear Life,

Why do people raise their pen in class instead of their hand? Unless you have no arm to raise, you look like a douchebag.

Dear Life,

We work so hard to get into university, and once were in we work so hard just to get out. Irony? I think so.

Dear Life,
Why come to the library’s silent study zone and have your earphones going at full volume while on Facebook and YouTube. There are other places on campus for that.

By the way, take a shower.

Dear Life,

See you after exams. *cries*

 

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About weywardsisters

The Three Weyward Sisters first appeared in Shakespeare’s “Macbeth”. It turns out we have more in common with these “weird” sisters than we thought. In the Shakespeare play the sisters represent darkness, chaos and conflict. We’ll leave it up to you to decide which of us represents each. They also usually show up to mark impending doom. Well, we certainly hope that our presence on this little corner of the Interwebs doesn’t mean impending doom for anyone. However, we find our commonalities with the witches in other ways. To be weyward means to be willful, disobedient and to turn away from what is “right or proper”. Those who know us would whole heartedly agree – we are three weyward sisters. We are three headstrong, stubborn (some more than others), obstinate and willful sisters. Read at your own risk.

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